Panel One: DJ is sitting to Cal's left, and his head is dramatically thrown back in anguish. "AUGH!" he cries out. His hand is gripping Cal's shoulder, and he's shaking him a bit as they talk. "Wait - He who?" Cal asks. He's sitting up and holding his pillow in his lap. "My Dad!" says DJ. "Why does your dad think we're dating?!"

Panel Two: DJ crosses his arms and rolls his eyes. He answers, with a sneer of disgust, "No, no us! Me and Fern!" "Ohhh..." says Cal.

Panel Three: Chibi panel. Cal is looking very confused and there's a cloud of question marks behind him. "Wait, what?" he says, "Huh? What's going on?" DJ falls flat onto the floor, face first. SFX: SLUMP!

Panel Four: Overhead shot of the pair. DJ has rolled over into his back. SFX: ~Roll~ "Apparently there's a rumor going around that I'm dating Fern," he says. "Why?" asks Cal.

Panel Five: Profile view of DJ's head and shoulders as he lays on the stone floor. "Probably because we were studying together."

Panel Six: Breakout Panel of Cal's head and shoulders that partially overlaps the previous one. He's looking to the side with an irritated expression. "Oh. Right," he says.